OK, so if we tell you to use a condom
every single time for oral sex you’re going to laugh at us like
we’re a big joke. However, if you want to reduce your risk for
that’s what you need to do. Contrary to popular belief, you can
catch HIV from giving blow jobs, not to mention STDs like herpes,
to name a few.
If you can’t
wrap that Willy before you suck it, here are a few tips that can help
reduce the risk of catching anything while smokin’ the fag pole.
brush or floss 4 hours before. Brushing and flossing cause small tears
in the gums that make it easier for diseases to enter the body.
sucking the cock like you’re playing the harmonica, the key
being to avoid the tip and the exchange of pre-cum or semen.
pointy foods: no Doritos, Cap’n Crunch, or anything else that
will tear up your mouth for at least 4 hours before sucking.
take loads in your mouth, and stop at the first sign of pre-cum.
Peroxide after sucking cock? Here’s what you should know:
only be used as a mouthwash
- It is
not likely to kill HIV or STDs
- It is
not a reliable way to prevent HIV/STDs
- It may
damage mouth tissue if used more than 2 to 3 times a day. This could
make your mouth more susceptible to infection.
freshens breath only!
Oral Hygiene: A dentist a day…
The main HIV risk involved with smoking the pole comes from getting
a shot in the mouth. If you have any cuts or sores in your mouth, then
that is a route of transmission. And if you don’t have good oral
hygiene, you can tear your mouth up just from brushing your teeth. It
takes about 4 hours for the membrane around your gums to heal. The American
Dental Association (ADA) recommends brushing in the morning, after meals,
and before you go to bed. It also recommends flossing twice daily.
also go to the dentist for a checkup at least twice a year. Not brushing
and flossing allows bacteria to build up around your gums, causing them
to recede. Smoking crystal
meth can also rot your gums away. And just think of how attractive
you’ll be at the bars and baths when your teeth start falling
out. Brushing and flossing prevents this. Having healthy gums can reduce
your risk for HIV transmission if you should happen to get cum in your
mouth. Suck smart, suck safe!
One of the biggest complaints about condoms, which I'm sure we're all
familiar with, its that they can kill spontaneity and ruin the mood
in the heat of the moment. Fair enough. So, how can we make putting
a on a condom fun and sexy? Simple! By using a technique that prostitutes
have been using for years. It's called "Cheeking". All you
have to do is put the condom in your mouth (be sure not to bite or you
risk tearing it) and then put it on the head of the dick. Then, using
your lips, unroll the condom all the way down the length of the shaft
and keep on sucking it till it's good and wet. For your sake you might
want to use a flavored condom. Yummy! By the time you're polishing his
knob, most guys won't care or complain that they've got a rubber on.
Hookers will frequently do this with their Johns as a matter of safety,
slipping the rubber on and going to town before he has a chance to protest.
If he doesn't know it's coming it can be fun and spontaneous, and since
condoms are usually a prelude to a fuck, this can be a sexy way of letting
him know that you're ready for a good, safe ass-pounding.
Five Fellatio Tips
the teeth! The biggest mistake that novice fellatrixes
make is scraping the penis with their teeth. Though some men may like
this mix of pain and pleasure, most will not. Fact is, it’s
difficult to relax and enjoy the sensations of you’re always
worrying about your dick being bitten off. Tucking your teeth under
your lips is one way to make sure you avoid this. Otherwise, just
make sure to open wide and be careful. Your teeth and his skin just
weren’t meant to be together.
like you like it! It may seem simple, but if you act
like you enjoy giving head, it will increase his pleasure greatly.
Nothing’s worse than getting a blowjob from a reluctant or unwilling
partner. A little enthusiasm will go a long way. Some ways to show
you like it include: initiating oral sex, without him asking for it
or expecting reciprocation; making noises during the act (try humming…there’s
a reason they call it a ‘hummer’); and playing with yourself
as things get hot.
firm! A penis isn’t a Popsicle. Licking at first
(especially behind the head) can be tantalizing and exciting, but
when it’s time to get down to business, take him firmly in your
mouth and bob your head up and down.
your hands! Your hands
are free, so use them! Complement the sucking up top with a hand job
lower down the shaft, lubed up with your saliva of course. Gently
play with his balls. Even try putting a finger or two up his ass.
However, be careful not to put them anywhere near the penis after
that. A pair of latex gloves and water-based lube will help with hygiene.
Your hands are also a good way to speed up his coming if you’re
not looking for a marathon session. A hand job/blow job combo should
result in a quick, intense orgasm.
it safe! There is risk
in fellatio: you can easily pass disease like herpes and even HIV
can be transmitted, especially if he ejaculates in your mouth. If
you choose to play it safe with a condom, be sure to get one that
is lubricant-free. Then, place a generous amount of water-based lube
inside the condom. This will increase his pleasure greatly.
While shoving your entire cock down another guy’s throat is an
incredible turn-on, being able to take an entire cock down your throat
is another story. You see, it’s all because of a troublesome little
thing called your gag reflex, which prevents you from choking but, unfortunately,
can also prevent you from completely swallowing a nice solid 8-incher,
or even a five-and-a-half. But with some practical cock swallowing pointers,
you can stop gagging in no time. The first thing to do is practice,
practice, practice. You can do this with anything from a doctor’s
tongue suppressor to a banana or dildo. Slowly slide it into your throat
going back as far as you can. Relax. Once you feel the gag coming on,
ease up a bit and try again. It may take some time, but soon you’ll
be able to fight the urge to purge and get that thing down your gullet.
It’s not like we’re asking you to swallow a sword. The best
position for facilitating deep throating is on your back, with your
neck craned back and your head tilted off of the edge of the bed. This
creates a straight shot from your dick-sucking lips all the way down
to your large intestine. Have your partner slide it in nice and slow,
easing it all the way to the base of the shaft. You’ll have a
nose full of hairy balls in no time. And in this position he can return
the favor. Just call it a carrot to finish the job.